Episode 1: The Phantom Menace –Beed: I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt.
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future.
Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment.
Shmi: No, be brave, and don’t look back. Don’t look back.
Padme: You’re a slave?
Anakin: I’m a person and my name is Anakin.
Shmi: You can’t stop change anymore than you can stop the suns from setting.
Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Jar Jar: How wude!
Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.
Watto: No, they won’t-a
Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.Watto: No, they won’t-a. What? You think you’re some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
Jar Jar: Dellow Felegates…
Jango: I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.
Jango: Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.
Elan: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don’t want to sell me death sticks.
Elan: Ah, I don’t wanna sell you death sticks.Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan: I want to go home and rethink my life.
Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you’d got my message.Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you’d requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan: Good job.
Episode 2.5: The Clone Wars –Captain Rex: “In my book, experience outranks everything.”
Anakin: Well since you think that smelly larvae is cute, you’re gonna carry it.
Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith –
The Emperor: In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
Padme: So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause.
Obi-Wan: Well, Artoo has been—
Anakin: No loose wire jokes.
Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
Anakin: He’s trying.
Obi-Wan: I didn’t say anything.
Anakin: General Grievous…you’re shorter than I expected.
Battle Droid: You’re welcome.
Episode 4: A New Hope –Tarkin: Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station.
Comm: What happened?
Han: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh…everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Comm: We’re sending a squad up.
Han: Uh, uh…negative, negative. We had a reactor leake here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Comm: Who is this? What’s your operating number?
Han: Uh… [shoots intercom] Boring conversation, anyway.
Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back –Leia: I am not a committee!
Han: Who’s scruffy looking?
Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that.
Episode 6: Return of the Jedi –Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a trap!”
Anakin: You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister…you were right.
Luke: There’s nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Han: You’re gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
Han: Good. I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han: Doesn’t sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han: On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?
Leia: Someone who loves you.
Han: Just what I always wanted.
Emperor: Your faith in your friends is yours.
What are some of your favorite Star Wars quotes?
- Edessa, signing off