Episode 1:
The Phantom Menace –
Beed: I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s
got to hurt.
Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda says I should be mindful
of the future.
Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment.
Shmi: No, be brave, and don’t look back. Don’t
look back.
Padme: You’re a slave?
Anakin: I’m a person and my name is Anakin.
Shmi: You can’t stop change anymore than you can stop the suns from setting.
Jar Jar: How wude!
Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.
Watto: No, they won’t-a
Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.
Watto: No, they won’t-a. What? You think you’re
some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?Jar Jar: Dellow Felegates…
Jango: I’m just a simple man, trying to make my
way in the universe.
Jango: Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.
Elan: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don’t want to sell me death sticks.
Elan: Ah, I don’t wanna sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your
life.Elan: I want to go home and rethink my life.
Obi-Wan: I was beginning to wonder if you’d got my
message.
Anakin: I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as
you’d requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.Obi-Wan: Good job.
Episode 2.5:
The Clone Wars –
Captain Rex: “In my book, experience outranks
everything.”Anakin: Well since you think that smelly larvae is cute, you’re gonna carry it.
Episode 3:
Revenge of the Sith –
The Emperor: In order to ensure our security and
continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic
Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten
thousand years.
Padme: So this is how liberty dies…with
thunderous applause.
Obi-Wan: Well, Artoo has been—
Anakin: No loose wire jokes.
Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
Anakin: He’s trying.
Obi-Wan: I didn’t say anything.
Anakin: General Grievous…you’re shorter than I expected.
Battle Droid: You’re welcome.
Episode 4: A
New Hope –
Tarkin: Fear will keep the local systems in line.
Fear of this battle station.Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Comm: What happened?
Han: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh…everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Comm: We’re sending a squad up.
Han: Uh, uh…negative, negative. We had a reactor leake here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Comm: Who is this? What’s your operating number?
Han: Uh… [shoots intercom] Boring conversation, anyway.
Episode 5:
The Empire Strikes Back –
Leia: I am not a committee!Luke: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Han: Who’s scruffy looking?
Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that.
Episode 6:
Return of the Jedi –
Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a trap!”Anakin: You already have, Luke. You were right. You were right about me. Tell your sister…you were right.
Luke: There’s nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
Han: You’re gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
Han: Good. I hate long waits.
C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han: Doesn’t sound so bad.
C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han: On second thought, let’s pass on that, huh?
Leia: Someone who loves you.
Han: Just what I always wanted.
Emperor: Your faith in your friends is yours.
What are some of your favorite Star Wars quotes?
- Edessa, signing off
Most of my favorites were on here....except one.
ReplyDeleteQui-Gon: You hear that?
Jar-Jar: Yeah?
Qui-Gon: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will catch us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion.
The Star Wars poster reminded me of one I saw in Applebees. It was an original!
Ah I love Star Wars quu should quotes :))) YOu should include EU :D
ReplyDelete"Padme: So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause."
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite Star Wars quotes ever. Seriously. It is so true.
"Never tell me the odds" <3 I wrote a blog on that one. I say it all the time. also "I find your lack of Faith disturbing." and "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!" Im pretty much in love with anything they say in those movies. haha. I quote Star Wars for a living.
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